ROCK OF AGES: Nothin' But A Good Time, Indeed

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I was lucky enough to catch an early screening of Rock of Ages, the big-screen adaptation of the incredibly fun stage musical. I saw the national tour of the musical several months ago in Boston, and had an absolute blast... and the movie more than lives up to the stage version.

I had planned on using the format I used for my last review again, but to be honest, I'd have nothing to say. This movie would be all good. All of it. Now, it's not good in the vein of The Kings Speech or anything like that, absolutely not (in the theater world, you'd say "it's no Shakespeare, but..."), but it is one hell of a good time. It's a perfect summer escape movie filled with hilarious turns and music everyone knows.

Go in expecting to laugh. Maybe even have a drink first (the stage version is well known for having waitress service... during the show). Don't take it too seriously. You'll have a blast.

And good luck restraining yourself from singing along.

Timm sees SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN

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The Good
First off, the visuals in this flick are nothing short of wonderful. Some of the things depicted may be overly weird from time to time (the mirror man, the fairies emerging from birds, queen goo, etc), but it was all solid by my book. I also really enjoyed the overall plot of the movie, which took a pretty creative approach to the same old story we all know.

Performance-wise, the cast is decently strong. Chris Hemsworth basically plays a more naturalistic Thor here, which is more than fine by me. Charlize Theron is absolutely spectacular as the Evil Queen, to the point where you wish there was more Queen, less Snow White. Which brings me to the bad...

The Bad
If Kristen Stewart wasn't the chick from Twilight, she would not be in this movie, and the movie would be far, far better off. I do wonder what this could have been like if Snow White had any personality at all, or possessed any of the charisma the characters keep saying she does. Just a hunch, but I'd bet it'd make for a better film.

Another problem is the length of the movie. The movie is listed as running 2 hours and 7 minutes... and it felt every bit as long, if not longer. The pacing of the film is a bit plodding in spots, but if the Snow White scenes weren't so boring, I don't know if I'd feel the same way.

Verdict
This is a fine movie, except for the presence of Kristen Stewart (I hesitate to call it a performance). All the ingredients are here for a strong summer flick, but when the leading lady is as milquetoast as it comes, it's a tough hurdle to overcome. Still though, the movie isn't a waste of time, if only for Charlize Theron's masterful turn.

My much belated review of THE AVENGERS

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I initially planned on writing this review immediately after I saw The Avengers, but I couldn't quite put my thoughts into words. I decided to give it a few days. I ended up seeing the movie again... and wound up with the same reaction. Now a number of days removed again, I'm forcing the words.

The Avengers is the finest movie yet from Marvel Studios, the best superhero movie since The Dark Knight (at least) and the best of all possible kickoffs to the summer 2012 movie season (The Hunger Games was too early, regardless of what I might have said previously).

Now I won't pretend that the film is perfect, because it's not. There were a few continuity things (why doesn't Thor want to go make sure Jane is safe for himself?  For a movie like this, the lows could be cellar-floor low, the highs could be astronomically high. Neither were. The team getting torn apart was nice, but never quite seemed as dire as it should have been. The final battle (while extremely entertaining) never really felt out of hand for the team of superheroes, making the outcome not as grand as it could have. But so what? I never felt cheated from these shortfalls. In fact, I was thrilled.

The strength of the movie are the characters. And to me, the strength of the Marvel movies leading up to this was that they were largely character driven; I was delighted to find The Avengers to be the same thing. The egos of the characters, the new relationships being formed, this is what drove the film. To a certain extent, this is also what stood between the final product and absolute greatness, but I'm willing to sacrifice a bit. 

To sum it all up, this was exactly the movie I was hoping for when I really started getting into this whole genre. It had all the moments I was looking for, and some that surprised me. The plot felt familiar, but the film felt fresh. Sure, it wasn't perfect, but it was pretty damn close. 

Good luck with The Avengers 2, Marvel/Disney. It's going to be tough to top this one.

4 DAYS AWAY.

I am SO DAMN EXCITED for this Friday, for a variety of reasons.

The Avengers, and My Recent Superhero Obsession

I haven't really posted about it on here, aside from a few movie reviews, but over the past year or so, I've really, truly been bitten by the superhero bug. I'd seen pretty much all of the previous superhero/comic book movies (Batman, Spider-Man, X-Men, Iron Man, etc), and enjoyed them all pretty much, but not really to the point where I wanted to go into that world more.

Then came Thor.

It's not like Thor was the be-all and end-all of comic book superhero movies. While it was a great time and a very strong movie in my book, I wouldn't even put it top five of recent movies in the genre. I think what really grabbed me was how everything was completely wound together that all these Marvel movies were all interconnected, yet stand-alone at the same time. For some reason, that was awesome to me. I hadn't seen Hulk yet, so this was really the first time I'd seen this whole scheme in action. I wanted to read more into this whole Marvel world, but didn't quite take the leap yet.

Then came X-Men: First Class.

This one... this one really pulled me in. There were no Avengers tie-ins here, but after completely falling for this movie (I WOULD put this one in my top 5), I did a little comic book research and found the X-Men and Avengers were linked from the very beginning... Spider-Man too?!? Oh man. I was hooked.

I'm not really sure why exactly I love all this superhero stuff. Regular readers of this blog know of my love for escapism, and I'm sure that's a part of it... it's something new and fresh in my life, which is most certainly welcomed. But is that all of it? Who knows, I don't feel like delving into the why here. All I know is I love it so.

The Summer Movie Season

Beyond The Avengers, there is a legit plethora of movies coming out this summer that I am jazzed about. Yes, jazzed. In fact, starting this Friday, May 4, there is a new movie every single week through August 3 that I want to see, for assorted reasons.

May 4 The Avengers
May 11 Dark Shadows*
May 18 Battleship & The Dictator
May 25 Men in Black 3
June 1 Snow White and the Huntsman
June 8 Prometheus
June 15 Rock of Ages
June 22 Brave & Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
June 29 Magic Mike*
July 3 The Amazing Spider-Man
July 13 Ted
July 20 The Dark Knight Rises
August 3 Total Recall & The Bourne Legacy 

Sure, some of those movies are included in that list to merely "keep the streak alive" (the ones marked with asterisks), but all the movies on the list do interest me for one reason or another. Interesting cast, interesting premise, absurdity, favorite genres, bizarre pairings of talents (once again, Magic Mike gets it's own category), etc. This is shaping up to be a most exciting summer.

Now, as excited as I am about these movies, I am met with some trepidation. You see, I'm the OCD type that likes to be exposed to the original material first, if possible. The Avengers is preceeded by five movies, for example. Must re-watch those first. I really don't care to watch the Dark Shadows television series... but there are two prior Men in Black movies, four Alien movies, three Spider-Man movies, two Nolan Batman movies, the original Total Recall and three Bourne films to watch. There are also novels involved, but I certainly won't have time for those. Good thing I have Netflix and too much spare time!

If this were an instant message or something, a winking emoticon would follow that last sentence.

But seriously, if I actually see all the movies on the list and the movies leading up to them, that's thirty five movies between now and the weekend of August 3. That sounds silly and amazing. Absurd and exciting. Simultaneously. I hope to do it. I may keep a tracker. Probably on Twitter. Yes, definitely on Twitter. In fact, I'll generate a hash tag and embed it on the blog.

I will start right now.